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And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders? Prewitt: Slaves , Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Like, eight days? There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman". Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander [Tag: falling in love , sex , women ].

But how do you feel about male models? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?

Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? Hansel: Nice Comeback! Ha ha. Mugatu: Hansel Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-i-tan. Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls. Matilda: Derek that was unbelievable! Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left! Matilda: No, you saved the prime minister! Derek Zoolander: Oh, well that's cool too. Derek Zoolander: Mugatu! Matilda: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model. Matilda: What? Mugatu: The man only has one look for christsakes! Mugatu: You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. Mugatu: Do as you are trained Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't. Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.

Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days? Derek Zoolander: I can't sleep with you OK? My head is killing me Matilda: What are you talking about? Derek Zoolander: OK, if you just want to fool around or Matilda: WAIT! I don't want to sleep with you! Derek Zoolander: God? Maury Ballstein: God? It's me, Maury. Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.

Derek Zoolander: Fine. Hansel: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? Derek Zoolander: Why you been acting so messed up towards me? Hansel: Well, you go first. Mugatu: As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! Share your thoughts on Zoolander's quotes with the community: 0 Comments. Notify me of new comments via email. Cancel Report. Create a new account. Log In. Please enter your email address: Submit. Powered by CITE.

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Robert Zemeckis - First model walks; second model duplicates, then elaborates. Okay, boys - let's go to work! Matilda : What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys Hansel : Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night. Maury Ballstein : I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Maury Ballstein : You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. Hansel : Trippin' on acid changed our whole perspective on shit! Derek Zoolander : [ to Winona Ryder ] Look, I gotta go pee, but I'd really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back. Derek Zoolander : Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?

Larry Zoolander : Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor. Billy Zane : Hey, Derek, back on top, man. Derek Zoolander : Thanks, Billy. You rock. Billy Zane : No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy? Derek Zoolander : Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.

Prewitt : I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys Mugatu : As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! Derek's Reflection : I don't know. Derek Zoolander : I guess I have a lot of things to ponder. Hansel : The results are in, amigo! What's left to ponder?

Mugatu : They're break-dance fighting. Mugatu : Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte? Derek Zoolander : What say we settle this on the runway Hansel : Are you challenging me to a walk-off Mugatu : Let me show you Derelicte.

It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique. Mugatu : You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything. Matilda : [ to Katinka ] By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. On sale! Maury Ballstein : The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold!

Derek Zoolander : Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. Derek Zoolander : A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? Derek Zoolander : Now if you'll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend. Maury Ballstein : God? What the shit are you talkin' about. It's me, Maury. Hansel : Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese?

Don't you know I'm loco? Hansel : Whatever dude God Bless. Derek Zoolander : Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Mugatu : I'm so tired. No Todd, not now! Todd : [ handing Mugatu the phone ] It's Maury. Mugatu : [ to Maury ] Tell me something good. Matilda : [ to Derek ] He had to pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you! Hansel : The results are in amigo. Announcer Maury Ballstein : For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila Katinka : I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

Derek Zoolander : I'm sorry I was wack. Derek Zoolander : Put a cork in it, Zane! Derek Zoolander : Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?

Hansel : I friggin' worship you, man. Announcer : And here in Malaysia, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria as the newly-elected prime minister has given this nation a gift of hope promising to raise the substandard minimum wage and end child labor once and for all.

Already considered a living saint he has become this small country's greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium. Celebrity Interviewee : He's almost too good looking. And that would put me off in terms of a relationship. Matilda : It's where you throw up after every meal! Derek Zoolander : [ laughing ] Matilda! Hansel : Yeah! It's a great way to lose pounds before a show!

Derek Zoolander : What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Prewitt : [ as Zoolander runs off, standing on the glass dome covering J. Winona Ryder : I just thought the way that you handled losing that award to Hansel and then you started to lay low for awhile and then made your comeback, that was so courageous.

Derek Zoolander : Look, I got to go pee, but I would really like to continue talking about this conversation when I come back. Derek Zoolander : Hey kids, who wants to hear a story? Sign In. Edit Zoolander Showing all items. Matilda : I became Hansel : What? Matilda : Bulimic. Matilda : Honestly? Hansel : Yes.